1. hungarian:

    if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

    (via mild-squidge)

    31 minutes ago  /  106,429 notes  /  Source: hungarian

  2. mild-squidge:

    bolto:

    everyones obsessed w the bee movie but how come none of you talk about my FAVOURITE monstrosity 

    DELGO

    image

    this movie had a budget of 40 million dollars

    took ten years to make

    and flopped harder than anything you’ve ever seen

    Delgo is notable for producing, at the time, the worst opening ever for a film playing in over 2,000 theaters, earning $511,920 at 2,160 sites. According to Yahoo! Movies, this averages to approximately 2 viewers per screening.

    DELGO!!!

    whaaat

    31 minutes ago  /  3,812 notes  /  Source: bolto

  3. therailz:

    when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

    image

    (via mild-squidge)

    32 minutes ago  /  15,360 notes  /  Source: therailz

  4. mild-squidge:

    deadrabbithopes:

    image

    the day i tire of noot noot is the day i tire of living

    32 minutes ago  /  42,382 notes  /  Source: deadrabbithopes

  5. 33 minutes ago  /  40,352 notes  /  Source: magitekarmor

  6. 33 minutes ago  /  287,112 notes  /  Source: corgiblue

  7. taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.

    taikonaut:

    I FUCKED UP.

    DON’T LOOK AT ME.

    (via mild-squidge)

    36 minutes ago  /  25,927 notes  /  Source: grindlebone

  8. hearkened:

    ok but just

    watch the whole thing

    please

    (via mild-squidge)

    36 minutes ago  /  711 notes  /  Source: hearkened

  9. ihavenotgotalife:

tigertrish:

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet


There isn’t a single thing wrong with this

top right corner

    ihavenotgotalife:

    tigertrish:

    meulindaleijon:

    crazyqueerclassicist:

    glitterandmetal-yt-da:

    somewhatdorky:

    choosechoice:

    A sex ed class in 1929

    this chick

    image

    she knows what’s up

    Every face in there is so priceless

    Those 3 girls in the front row

    this is the greatest thing on the internet

    There isn’t a single thing wrong with this

    top right corner

    (via mild-squidge)

    40 minutes ago  /  365,377 notes  /  Source: choosechoice

  10. idioticteen:

    *trys to hit high note of favorite song*

    image

    (via mild-squidge)

    40 minutes ago  /  565,261 notes  /  Source: idioticteen